November 2011
139 posts
56 worst analogies used in High School Papers →
lifelike81:
memorial-sky:
youmightfindyourself:
Her eyes were like two brown circles with big black dots in the center.
He was as tall as a 6′3″ tree.
Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had its two sides gently compressed by a Thigh Master.
From the attic came an unearthly howl. The whole scene had an eerie, surreal quality, like when you’re on vacation in another city and...
That awkward moment when you pop up on your own...
“do de do… hmm.. this looks really familiar…
OH. THAT’S BECAUSE IT’S ME.”
THINGS I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS
- contacts for cosplay
- rubber horse head mask
- a sonic screwdriver
- books
- the Rilakkuma or tiger kigurumi
YUP.
BRONIES! TALK TO ME!
With all these custom-made My Little Pony plushes selling for anywhere between $200 and $2,000 on ebay, I kind of want to jump on the bandwagon and make some money.
but…
instead of plushies…
STICK HORSES
What do you think? Would a hardcore brony shell out a shitload of money to ride Pinkie Pie or Applejack, or would it be a waste of my time and sanity? Or perhaps I’m just...
Fairy-tale fashion →
accordingtomissb:
Batman's such a drama queen.
fuckyeahnipplesonfire:
pootispenserhere:
GUESS WHO'S NOT SLEEPING TONIGHT?
THIS PERSON!
I really need to stop this procrastinate-until-the-last-possible-minute shit.
BRB, typing an essay all night.
